Strange Last Night

went Jammin and almost got myself laid

Setting; Outdoors, behind a café, Slim Jimy walks away from peeing, encounters a 3 headed Scag

ALL HEADS: Halt! Who art thou?
MINSTREL (singing): He is brave Sir Slim Jimy, brave Sir Slim Jimy, who--
Slim Jimy: Shut up! Um, n-n-nobody really, I'm j-just um, just passing through.
ALL HEADS: What do you want?
MINSTREL (singing): To need, and--
Slim Jimy: Shut up! Um, oo, n-nothing, nothing really -- I, uh,
j-j-ust to um, just to sleep good Sir knight.
ALL HEADS: I'm afraid not!
Slim Jimy: Ah. W-well, actually I am a Knight of the Round Table.
ALL HEADS: You're a Knight of the Round Table?
Slim Jimy: I am.
LEFT HEAD: In that case I shall have to lay you.
MIDDLE HEAD: Shall I?
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, I don't think so.
MIDDLE HEAD: Well, what do I think?
LEFT HEAD: I think lay him.
RIGHT HEAD: Well let's be nice to him.
MIDDLE HEAD: Oh shut up.
LEFT HEAD: Perhaps-
MIDDLE HEAD: And you.
LEFT HEAD: Oh quick get the guitar string (E=.08) out I want to cut his pancreas off!
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, cut your own pancreas off!
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes, do us all a favor!
LEFT HEAD: What?
RIGHT HEAD: Yapping on all the time.
MIDDLE HEAD: You're lucky, you're not next to him.
LEFT HEAD: What do you mean?
MIDDLE HEAD: sexual inhalation.
LEFT HEAD: Oh I don't -- anyway, you've got bad breath.
MIDDLE HEAD: Well its only because you don't brush my nasal hair.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea.
LEFT HEAD: All right all right all right we'll lay him first
and then have tea and haddock.
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, but not haddock.
LEFT HEAD: All right all right not haddock, but lets lay him anyway.
ALL HEADS: Right!
LEFT HEAD: He buggered off.
RIGHT HEAD: So he has, he's scarpered.
MINSTREL (singing): Brave Sir Slim Jimy ran away
Slim Jimy: No!
MINSTREL (singing): Bravely ran away away
Slim Jimy: I didn't!
MINSTREL (singing): When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Slim Jimy: No!
MINSTREL (singing): Yes Brave Sir Slim Jimy turned about
Slim Jimy: I didn't!
MINSTREL (singing): And geniously he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
Slim Jimy: I never did!
MINSTREL (singing): He beat a very brave retreat
Slim Jimy: Oh, lie!
MINSTREL (singing): Bravest of the brave Sir Slim Jimy
Slim Jimy: I never!

já ég er head honcho, og cool customer, en pólitískt séð verð ég að segja þér..

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're the Doctor of my dreams
with your crinkly hair
and your glassy stare
and your Machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
and short and fat and pushy
but at least you're not insane
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
and wishing you were here

Henry Kissinger
how I'm missing yer
you're so chubby and so neat
with your funny clothes
and your squishy nose
you're like a German par-a-keet
alright so people say that you don't care
but you've got nicer legs than Hitler
and bigger tits than Cher
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
and wishing you were here



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Greta er mjög klár greinilega... eins og stendur hérna... takk fyrir..
:) brilliant... og alveg satt.... :)

Greta er Mysterious og Klár

bara að koma þessu frá mér

Jamm og ja.....

Eg er farinn ad hafa verulegar ahyggjur af allri minni gedheilsu... enda er eg herna ad velrita a oldschool lyklabord sem ad er ju bara eikkva sem favitar gera.... enda er thetta lyklabord i Oskjuhlidarskola...
Eg mun baeta vid thetta a eftir

Parardísarfuglinn Fló og Gelti, Chronic í gær

jæja...
ég fór til Ingvars litla Tónabúðings í gær, horfðum á víðjó, á myndina Wish you were dead og verð ég að segja að það er með betri ræmum sem ég hef séð..... Cary elwes var snilld sem 30 ára gamall hreinn sveinn með hormottu (einhverskonar blanda af Garth Algar úr Waynes World og Ned Flanders úr the Simpsons) og verð ég að segja að það er snilld að sjá Christofer Lloyd með hárkollu dauðans, og hetjunna Gene Simmons* sem dýraverndandi hérgreiðslumann með sambönd í leigumorðingjabransanum..
Þessi mynd var snilld og ég ráðlegg öllum að sjá hana í sem jamaikönskustu ástandi

Wish you were dead = *|*|*|*|*|*|*|* af *|*|*|*|* mögulegum

*fyrir ykkur börnin sem lesið bloggið og þá sem muna eftir árinu 1992 (semsagt voru ekki þar) þá er Gene Simmons, annar söngvarinn í kiss, bassaleikarinn með stóru tunguna, "The Daemon"